Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[Steven_Six]

Steven_Six walks in, realizes it's a Godmodder fight, and jumps in.

n0oB lunges at you with Reeeeelle bed spleing.

B rede 2 git rekt, boi!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!1!!1!!!!11111i!

Godmodder Sharon Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoom-Boing Z'nourrwringmm: OH GOD MY EARS

Eers komenze bledin form bed spilleng n pruninciatin n stuf

Meenwhille, mey az will meke them too cherrges...
Auto Firing Gun - Make Plans: 1/10
Tapping the Mountains - Deal Damage: 1/8... Wait! Since when has basic land been HALF a Mana? Damn you Fraction Jackson...

And a helpful charge: Dragon Master Mike +2 Powerful Summon

Oh. wait. That Sentry's about to crash. (Pulls out wrench)
Fixes up sentry! Pretty bad at it, though... This was someone else's build, after all

Then, he shouts the famous words...
"IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL."
Steven throws the wrench, which has an aura of undodgyness, at the Godmodder. If it hits, you can't dodge a ball either, so how can you hope to dodge bullets? Or a sword? Or anything harder to dodge than a ball?