[WAR II] Humor Section

[Lord Celebi]

Welcome to WAR Season II's official Humor section. This season, I will be your host. The aim of the humor section is as simple as always: make me laugh. It's not hard, I like to joke about pretty much everything, you just need to do it better than everyone else in order to get a point. I have created a very advanced mathematical formula in order to ensure that this section is handled impartially and fairly. Below is your rubric for this section. Again, very, very advanced math here. If you don't understand it, I don't blame you.

• Blowing Air Through My Nose Fast - This is the smallest distinct laugh that I am capable of. It is most prevalent when I'm paging through mildly funny comments on reddit. It may also be accompanied by a "heh."
• Sensible Chuckle -
• A Laugh - Your basic laugh. You're funny, congratulations.
• Riotous - I am laughing so hard my roommates may think I am strange...r.
• Life Alert - Help, I'm laughing and I can't get up.

Much like Whose Line Is It Anyways, points will be given out on a "whatever the **** I feel like" basis. Usually, I will give one point each to the top six entries in this thread, but if something is particularly funny, I may change that to 5 and give two points to someone.

Rules
1. Offensive jokes: I love horrifically offensive jokes. I understand that this is a legitimate avenue of humor. I understand that these are also typically risky because you can offend somebody. For jokes of this kind, please ensure that they are funny and spoiler tagged. If it's just something that's offensive for the sake of being offensive (basically, not artful), not only will you not win but you will probably also get in trouble with the forum staff. Good rule of thumb: Make sure the joke is not funny because it is offensive, but is funny because saying offensive things is a social faux pas.
2. Inappropriate Jokes: Don't do it. If your joke looks like the plot to Human Centipede 3, it's probably not going to win you any points. Again, be artful & funny and you'll be fine.
3. Be original. Don't take someone else's material.
4. Not only is it allowed to make jokes at the expense of other forum members, but I encourage it! Nothing is funnier than an inside joke. Yes, this means that even Neoxrust jokes are on the table.
5. The theme is a guideline. If you think of something funnier, go for it, I don't care.

Theme
Week 1: First World Problems
Week 2: It Sucks to be Me
Week 3: Being Butthurt
Week 4: Pokemon Crossroads