[WAR II] Humor Section

[Neo Emolga]

Harry sweeps the section this week. All six points go to him.

This week's theme is: Being Butthurt, as this is what I suspect will happen when people see I gave all six of my points to Harry.

... You really, really know how to bring out the worst in me...

♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!

Did someone kick you in the teeth? ♬
Yank your underwear up from underneath?
♪ Are you still so sadly single?
Come be a part of the shrilly jingle!

Did a certain judge just go ♬
Give you all a big fat ze-ro?
♫ Just gave the whole lot to HKim?
Let's go and get our revenge on him! ♬

Oh...

Chorus

♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!


♪ When you see that onion fairy
Remember that he's not so scary! ♬
Just stand up tall and very sturdy
♪ Then wink your eye and flip the birdie!

♬ Adults and children everywhere
Can go and give him that evil glare ♫
♪ Gather them all and sound the calls
Everyone take aim and go for the balls! ♬

-Chorus

Whether you've got brains or brawn ♫
♬ Shove him face-first into the port-a-john
Lock him up in a cell all day ♫
♪ With the Meow Mix on endless replay!

♪ Despite Week #2's outcome is quite grim
Now it's time to get back at him ♫
♬ Drop him helpless in the sea
Or stuff his throat with wasabi!


-Chorus

♫ Look him now all smug and happy
While he made your day all crappy ♪
♬ Time to unleash the master plan
Post all his credit cards on 4chan! ♫

♪ And when he tucks in to sleep at night
He'll be in for quite a fright! ♫
♬ After we rearrange his face all wrong
He can join in on the rant-a-long! ♫

-Chorus