[WAR II] Humor Section

[Ash K.]

@Ash K.: MichaelXD, correct?

Correct. How did you know?!

[EmpireCrusher203]

The following is a true story that happened earlier this year.

Spoiler:

I was in an after school competition last year. I was paired up with some of my classmates and we were given a task and.invent something to complete it. We were going to be scored on the quality ad effort, just like any other competition. My team had to incorporate video games and theather, following the plot of Pandora's Box.

I was in charge of the development of spin-off game. I planned to make a hack of Kid Icarus for the Game Boy. I read up on tutorials, lessons, the whole nine yards, and then began to work on my masterpiece.

Well that December, my family decided to visit my grandmother, however it would cost me some school days and two practice sessions. I told the team of my absence and promised them a completed spin-off game upon my return. Well, I did finish it, but when I returned in January, and attended the first session of the new year, it turns out over my absence, they have dropped me from team and replaced me, saying that I wasn't worth their time.

Well, I gave a big, hardy "f@$& you" and left. They continued without me, or my rom hack. On the night on the competition, the team was disqualified for not reaching one requirement, a working video game. I still rub it in their faces about how if they never kicked me out, they would have won. >:D

[PV]

When you're fantastically witty, but the theme just plain sucks.

[Noblejanobii]

I can remember a while back, when the Fancy pattern Vivillion was being distributed, I couldn't find my 3ds anywhere all summer. Tore up the entire house looking for it. On the last day of the distribution I cracked and told my mom I had lost it. Turns out she had been hiding it from me seeing how long it would take to come to her about it. To make matters worse the distribution didn't work either, so no Fancy pattern vivillion for me.

[Sou]

Just a conversion between myself and Zenith yesterday :>

Spoiler:

Zenith: 1/4 of the way to 25 on ARC~
Sou: i see
Sou: loser
Zenith: 6 more lvls and i get BRD~
Zenith: UR A LOSER** >>
Sou: NO U
Sou: so distracted by FF lately >>
Zenith: NNNNNOOOOOO,* UUUUUUU
Sou: and making me look bad >>
Zenith: HEY. I WANNA GET INTO HW CONTENT ONCE I GET MY COPY, JERK** >>
Zenith: and how am i making u look bad??** >>
Sou: YOU ALREADY CAN. YOU HAVE A 50 >>
Sou: out leveling my own ARC duh >>
Zenith: BUT I HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE MSQ FIRST
Sou: ......as if i know what MSQ is LOL
Zenith: Main Story Quest, u pinhead*** >>
Sou: oh. Didn't you finish on Gralda?
Zenith: NOPE, lol
Sou: why? xD
Sou: whhhyyyyy?
Sou: if you haven't....WHY ARENT U ON HER NOW? >>
Zenith: because, i'm stuck on her. she needs a certain ilvl to do dungeon for the MSQ, and she doesn't have it. and now that the tomestones have been switched, she's screwed even more for gear
Zenith: so yeah
Sou: tomestones?
Zenith: ya, think of Allagan tomestones as JP and VP from WoW
Sou: ohhh...so why don't you go get her gear?
Zenith: and other similar gear-buying currencyfrom WoW
Zenith: because they're expensive
Sou: raid? dungeons?
Zenith: some pieces cost 800-something
Zenith: have to unlock them, and the only one she has unlocked is Labrynth of the Ancients, and idk if she can do it
Sou: what do you mean? gear wise?
Zenith: ilvl-wise, yeah
Zenith: don't remember if she has the ilvl for it
Sou: so essentially......
Sou: when I told you to go DPS long time ago and you decided to go Tank.......
Sou: now you're going DPS because you realize it would be easier?
Sou: like i said?
Sou: and that you were a pinhead?
Sou: or being a pinhead?
Sou: hey man, I kept pushing you to your ninja kitty xD
Zenith: >_>** hush
Sou: well its true >>
Sou: Are you mad at me? LOL
Zenith: /spits tongue
Sou: pffttt. I was right and you were wrongggg~
Sou: well not wrong
Sou: just
Sou: I called it being easier xD
Sou: especially
Sou: if you have to finish MSQ to unlock content in the next expac xD
Sou: ques may not be the best but....hey, you'll get it eventually and your job is usually the easiest xD
Sou: and you don't necessarily have to worry about ilvl as much as Tank/Heals
Zenith: yeah
Zenith: since u mentionedqueues.....* it'sfunny. i've been getting insta-queued as a dps todayl, lol.
Sou: LOL
Zenith: today*
Sou: you're the one that complained about ques tho
Sou: and I was like whatever LOL
Zenith: >>
Zenith: <<
Sou: hey man, its all on you xDDDDD
Zenith: shush*** >>

[SassySnivy]

Correct. How did you know?!

@Ash K.

"I WAS UNFAIRLY BANNED" kiiiiiinda gave it away ;P

[Voltaire Magneton]

Reasons why people feel butthurt:

Spoiler:

1. Hemorrhoids
2. Sitting for long periods of time
3. Spanking

[ninjaskarmory]

(Why are these themes so negative? ;c )

One time, I was in a prank/scare war with this kid at school. It was a pretty low-scale war; just name-calling and jumping out from around corners to scare each other. One time at lunch, the whole class was walking down the sidewalk to the park. We had this pretty grouchy lady on yard duty who, one time, made us walk in the street to avoid touching the garbage cans (?? It's okay, I didn't understand either). I noticed the kid walking around 5 feet in front of me, blissfully unaware of his impending doom. I sneaked up behind him, prepared to jump...and I fell flat on my rump. In front of 62 kids and what may be the angriest woman alive. And Arceus forbid. My foot touched the garbage can. The yard duty came at me with a head of steam, and I'm honestly surprised I didn't get sent to the office. After all, I had committed a serious offense. That garbage can could've bitten my foot off. Needless to say, I was butthurt in both meanings of the term.

[Morzone]

*gives everyone a look*

calm down it was just a joke.

[purple umbreon]

I feel so butthurt when people keep kicking my butt on showdown.