[WAR II] Humor Section

[ninjaskarmory]

(Why are these themes so negative? ;c )

One time, I was in a prank/scare war with this kid at school. It was a pretty low-scale war; just name-calling and jumping out from around corners to scare each other. One time at lunch, the whole class was walking down the sidewalk to the park. We had this pretty grouchy lady on yard duty who, one time, made us walk in the street to avoid touching the garbage cans (?? It's okay, I didn't understand either). I noticed the kid walking around 5 feet in front of me, blissfully unaware of his impending doom. I sneaked up behind him, prepared to jump...and I fell flat on my rump. In front of 62 kids and what may be the angriest woman alive. And Arceus forbid. My foot touched the garbage can. The yard duty came at me with a head of steam, and I'm honestly surprised I didn't get sent to the office. After all, I had committed a serious offense. That garbage can could've bitten my foot off. Needless to say, I was butthurt in both meanings of the term.