[WAR II] Humor Section

[LKWayvern]

Me: Okay, I'm going to make a team on Showdown of non-Legendary Pokemon and show everyone you don't need a team of Shiny Legendaries to rule!
Of course, I am then defeated by three different people with teams of Shiny Legendaries, one of which called me some and my team some rather unpleasant names which I am not going to repeat.

[Morzone]

*continues to mentally complain about how hard it is to sort out jokes for last weeks theme from this week's theme's.*

[Neo Emolga]

Harry sweeps the section this week. All six points go to him.

This week's theme is: Being Butthurt, as this is what I suspect will happen when people see I gave all six of my points to Harry.

... You really, really know how to bring out the worst in me...

♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!

Did someone kick you in the teeth? ♬
Yank your underwear up from underneath?
♪ Are you still so sadly single?
Come be a part of the shrilly jingle!

Did a certain judge just go ♬
Give you all a big fat ze-ro?
♫ Just gave the whole lot to HKim?
Let's go and get our revenge on him! ♬

Oh...

Chorus

♫ Welcome to the Emolga Rant-a-long
It's a kind of whiny song ♪
When you've got a pain or itch
♬ Come on down to rant and b!&¢h!


♪ When you see that onion fairy
Remember that he's not so scary! ♬
Just stand up tall and very sturdy
♪ Then wink your eye and flip the birdie!

♬ Adults and children everywhere
Can go and give him that evil glare ♫
♪ Gather them all and sound the calls
Everyone take aim and go for the balls! ♬

-Chorus

Whether you've got brains or brawn ♫
♬ Shove him face-first into the port-a-john
Lock him up in a cell all day ♫
♪ With the Meow Mix on endless replay!

♪ Despite Week #2's outcome is quite grim
Now it's time to get back at him ♫
♬ Drop him helpless in the sea
Or stuff his throat with wasabi!


-Chorus

♫ Look him now all smug and happy
While he made your day all crappy ♪
♬ Time to unleash the master plan
Post all his credit cards on 4chan! ♫

♪ And when he tucks in to sleep at night
He'll be in for quite a fright! ♫
♬ After we rearrange his face all wrong
He can join in on the rant-a-long! ♫

-Chorus

[Lord Celebi]

♬ Time to unleash the master plan
Post all his credit cards on 4chan! ♫

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CREDIT CARDS, SIR!

In other news, after much consideration and discussion amongst the WAR Leaders, I have decided to reassign my points from the last week.
HKim - 3
Vultan - 2
Suicune's Fire - 1

[Neo Emolga]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CREDIT CARDS, SIR!

In other news, after much consideration and discussion amongst the WAR Leaders, I have decided to reassign my points from the last week.
HKim - 3
Vultan - 2
Suicune's Fire - 1

Ha, ha, ah, 4chan is quite a rabbit hole into wonderland, isn't it? XD

In all seriousness, thank you for adjusting the points. I feel you're doing the right thing and I'm glad you reconsidered. I'll make the update to the scoreboard.

[Suicune's Fire]

A lot of people were butthurt after gay marriage was legalised throughout the US. The funniest had to have been this:

[Noblejanobii]

I'm sorry, as the biased Catholic in the room, I gotta say it.

GASP!! You mean… Canada isn't perfect? *worldview shatters*

[Ganyu]

When you're butthurt but don't want to admit it.

[ninjaskarmory]

Lmaoo there was this one story that said a Christian couple promised to divorce when gay marriage was legalized but it turns out it's because the guy wanted another guy as soon as it was legal X'D

[Suicune's Fire]

Lmaoo there was this one story that said a Christian couple promised to divorce when gay marriage was legalized but it turns out it's because the guy wanted another guy as soon as it was legal X'D

IS THIS LEGIT?! BECAUSE THAT IS HILARIOUS. XD