King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...It's complicated, but I am. But I am not. It is perplexing to me as well, but I'm here and I am not, so let us not delve into it further.

Anyways. I get Craig and Levi to duke it out in a GCeA battle right now. Being that his team is comprised of much stronger Pokemon than yours (5 at 1 badge cap, 1 fairly close), Craig wins, and by Proxy, I win. I use this as a way to get you off the hill and back onto GCeA for more training, while I keep the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[ShadowJay]

You are still nonexistent, but I pull out a nonexistent thing identifier. It identifies you in less than two seconds and I know where you are. I hide in the shadows and sneak up behind you, pulling out a replica Doublade as I do. I slash you with my Doublade, and you go falling down the hill, where the elves carry you off.

My hill.

[Ganyu]

My coffee brings all the demons to the hill. Damn right, it's better than yours. The demons rip apart your flesh and feast on your soul, leaving me to desecrate the hill.

MY HILL~

[ShadowJay]

I poke you the lightest I possibly can and you fall down the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Laharl despises Fantome's description of Demons (as he doesn't find the soul edible at all, much less something to feast upon), and he, being a Demon Overlord, comes to my hill to teach Fantome a lesson. A really painful lesson involving meteors. Specifically, meteors landing upon heads. I kick ShadowJay off my hill just as the meteor is about to crash, and enjoy Laharl's laughter as a sign of a double OHKO. He's not interested in the hill, so he leaves, HosPITol Nurses cart you both off to the HosPITol, and I keep my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I throw an excessively oversized taco to distract you while I take the hill right from under your nose. I bump you off the hill, so you may pursue your newfound quest for the giant taco.
my HILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I, using four of my five selves (Me, Sita, Etna, and Flonne), throw myself up to the taco as you throw it, and throw it back to the hill. It knocks you off in the process, and the four of me dine, with I, Tazz, claiming the hill.

Go blame Horuma and Desperado for why I have these selves and why I'm still me, respectively.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

I loose a team or Snorlax, who immediately steal the taco from you and take it back to their lair. While your selves are going off to retrieve it, I reclaim the hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Except the fifth self, the Hero Prinny. Prinnies, TYPICALLY (but not in this case) being the designated Chew Toys of the universe due to them TYPICALLY being the souls of sinners stuffed into penguin suits quite literally working off their Karmic debt, you ignore me, deeming me utterly harmless. Being myself, I shred you to pieces in a knife frenzy. I come back with the Taco, and I, Tazz, Claim the hill and finish it off.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

The various Velo pieces each take on an individual life, becoming a Velocity army a dozen strong. We ambush you in the middle of your taco-induced food coma and rout you from the hill before setting up our fortress there. The hill is now ours.