King of the Hill!

[VeloJello]

I emerge from the murky depths of relative inactivity and use a Frustration attack. Since my stomach hurts and I have homework that can be measured in boatloads, you're knocked flying beyond even Nowhere-Near-the-Hill-Ville, instead landing in As-Far-As-You-Can-Be-From-the-Hill-Ville. I claim the hill in your absence. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I return from As-Far-As-You-Can-Be-From-the-Hill-Ville just to frustrate you so much you leave the hill to initiate an ultra-frustration attack at someone you actually hate. While you go do that, I reclaim my hill and get ready for the fireworks.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? I call upon Katy Perry to blast you off the hill with her fireworks. >:3
MY HILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon Chuck Norris to the hill with the power of 7 Predator Skulls (stolen from Goldwynaut), and he, owing me his life due to defeating some Bruce Lee clones, pounds you to and back from oblivion, then pounded through the solar system. While he leaps after you in pursuit to continue the pounding (because Chuck Norris doesn't need a Space Suit), I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

Chuck Norris passes through my incorporeal body, into a portal I created, sending him to Bruceleeland where he battles with Bruce Lee for all eternity. I slap you off the hill. My hill.~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That does not happen because Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks the portal, causing the portal to go to Chucknorrisland instead, which then explodes because more than 1 Chuck Norris is too much Chuck Norris for the universe/multiverse/existence/whatever to handle. Chuck Norris barely flinches at the blast. You are turned corporeal from the sheer force of the blast, and Chuck Norris slams upon you with even further impunity than before (because Chuck Norris going through anything is Chuck Norris making a very big hole in it). Once done, he walks off into the sunset, I walk all over your currently corporeal body, and claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

What universe do you live in? Chuck Norris can do no such thing and neither dies he have clones. While you hallucinate under worldly ignorant memes, I use my sticky bombs to evict you from my hill. Voila, my hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Universe with the hill in it.

Anyways, The Demoman of TF2 gets upset that you used 'your,' and by that I actually mean 'his,' sticky bombs, and he goes Ballistic.

Literally.

You're evicted from the hill, I de-evict myself from the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

I reclaim the hill through the power of positive thinking. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I get my Galaxy Edge out and size it to the size of Velocity, than slap her rear end with the flat of the Ax blade (if you get what I mean by that). You go to HosPITol to treat the single worst spank ever delivered in human history, I get my hill back.

MY HILL!!!