King of the Hill!

[Prince Vegeta]

I go Super Saiyajin level two, at full power and full of rage, for someone has ticked me off. I see such a simple hill, and my possessive nature takes over. I land at the top of it, and find The Frost Dragon atop it. I power up a Final Flash, and blow them to smithereens.

The Saiyan Prince is the new owner of this hill.

[Plato Xaiver]

I summon a giant worm to chase Vegeta.away and take control of the.hill.

[Ganyu]

I summon the Anti Hentai Army of the Dead which slays all you perverts. I set up a minefield around the hill that explodes anyone other than me who walks near the hill. My hill.

[VeloJello]

I ride my star carpet over the minefield to commend you for your hatred of Hentai through an approving handshake. Little did you know that I was using the Older-than-Feudalism trick of a poisoned ring. You're rushed to the HosPITol while I take over the hill. The hill is now mine.

[Ganyu]

In the HosPITol I garnered an immunity to all sorts of poisons, and I came back to the hill with a sludge cannon and corrodes every living being on the hill, including you. While the radioactive waste eats away speedily at your flesh, I gloat atop the hill which is now mine.

[Sonic20]

I walk up through the piles of sludge in a hazmat suit, vacuuming it all up, then proceeding to jump right out of the hazmat suit, and do a homing attack, which creates a large hole going right through your chest. Then, I proceed to kick you off and press a button, causing the hill to become a rocket ship and blast off into outer space, where I rule atop it because apparently hedgehogs can breathe in space.

[Mr. Nyan]

I pass through the space and see the rocket hill. I fly in the direction of it and destroy the rocket wall with a bazooka. You start floating into the outer space, while I approach the hill and build a militar base, with tanks and bombers. Five years later, at the hill, I'm the leader of a smart community formed by outer space livings and other Nyan cats.

[ShadowJay]

Even after five years of careful planning, your community cannot withstand the force of my OP inferno tower and x-bow. Loaded with Elixir and Dark Elixir respectively, they proceed to destroy your community, sending you and everyone else into space with every one else. I bring my inferno tower and x-bow up to the hill and plant them there for defense.

My hill.

[Ganyu]

With my spacial distortion and enhanced gravity boosters, the rocket hill is pulled down back to earth at the speed of sound. Traveling through the ozone burns off everything on the hill, even anyone in a spacesuit. Once the hill is back on ground, I reclaim the hill as mine.

[Sonic20]

Plot Twist; I used chaos control as the hill began to fall, and warped to a field near where the hill would land. Then, as you begin to reclaim it, I use chaos control again, and use a falcon punch to knock you off a hill, and to make sure you stay down, I pull a mega buster out of nowhere and use glue shot to glue you to the ground, and put up a portable forcefield generator to protect the hill.