King of the Hill!

[The-Hydra]

(I'm sorry, But I don't even bother trying to make sense of your responses Tazz XD)

I take the hill, And I push it, SOMEWHERE ELSE! Instant success formula.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(GOOD. Just as planned. MY RESPONSES ARE TOTALLY LACKING IN SENSE.)

I slid into the catacombs that are a part of the structure of the hill (because it would be one boring hill if it didn't have caves), come out, and Ninja-Backstab you like a Ninja. Which I am (or was at one point). You wind up in HosPITol, I wind up with 1 Hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

I plant a bunch of mines in the hill while you sleep, Killing, I mean, "Toppling" you and your cat. I hated that cat.

My hill.

(Why is this hill so great again?)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Good question! It has an irresistible allure in and of itself, grants power and eternal youth, cleanses the soul (naturally righteous or not), and several other good things that I have yet to discover...I assume. It would be utterly pointless to bother if it did not give fancy-a** bonuses and/or was not irresistible.

I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, SO YOUR PAYMENT IS 1 HILL.

*You have 0 hill(s)!*

WHAT IS-oh, yhea, you can't kill me. I already have it, it would seem. Regardless, it is still

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

Gourmet guy claims your hill by sitting on it. Any questions? No? Good.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I sit upon Gorumet Guy, which allows me to claim the hill from Gourmet Guy.

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

I have literally no rebuttal to that. No one does, And no one ever will.

Your hill. You win. Might as well close the thread.

[Sonic20]

I come out, flying samus's ship, and proceed to shoot you both right in whatever part of the body you would like to be shot in least. Next, I proceed to land on you two as you run around in pain, and then I mop up your flattened remains and toss them into a landfill that goes so deep it is one mile away from the center of planet earth. I claim the hill and buy ownership for a year, during that time I carefully hide it on another planet, inside of a intergalactic themepark, where no-one will ever know where it is. I'll call this themepark: Video-Game Land.

My hidden hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I am the owner of the Video Game Land theme park, so I instantly realize the hill was teleported there. However, Time reverts itself because you killed us both ('flattened remains, anyone?) and I am able to deflect your shot back at the ship with a flick of the wrist, destroying it.

I probably should not have done it with a flick of the wrist, so I reclaim the hill with Gourmet guy strapped to my buttox while I cool the energy burn in the water of the lake atop the hill. Yes, it is one big hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

(damnit i didn't mean to word it like that

my stupidity has made me lose)

I use dig, proceeding to dig out of the hill and it's super effective because I just used gravity, and you are an electric/flying type. You fainted, and are shipped to the now rebuilt HosPITol.

I claim the hill in the name of ground-type pokemon.