King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

While I'm confused, I punch you. You go soaring though several galaxies just as you kick me. I get back to the hill sooner and Reclaim it.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

I use chaos control and just do the other part of my post.

No escape.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I escape. I then joke about Dark Writs, you freak out and fly to some location you believed a Dark Writ is. While you facepalm because you realize I was joking, I reclaim the hill.

[Dragon Master Mike]

I fly over the hill in a WWII bomber and blow it to shreds.

MY HILL

[Ash K.]

I take it while you're landing said bomber.

My hill!

[Dragon Master Mike]

Who ever said anything about landing my bomber? I jump out and parachute down to the hill. The plane, now with no one to control it, crashes on top of you.

MY HILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Unfortunately, the plane crash set off a pile of TNT! You're blown off the hill by the explosion, and I leap out from under the lake atop the hill to reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I drop a nuclear bomb on the hill. The hill is now a crater. Everyone who was on the hill was blown up.

MY CRATER.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Hill is invincible, and comes complete with a Cave system, which I hid under. When you attempt to claim the 'crater', I leap out from beneath and attack you with my signature NYTROGLYCERIN KICK for an OHKO.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I shrink the hill and put it in my pocket, I then escape and grow the hill to its original size... (No fun being the boss of a pocket hill) ... and then use powerful ancient magicks to hide the hill from view. My hill.