King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

dissipates outside of this dimension and runs through a rift... Whadahecksauce?!?!

Reenters the Dimension with the hill? lands on top of it and pushes you down the hill.

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use my UNPUSHING TECHNIQUES, which allow me to be UNPUSHED off of the hill and sent backwards into your face. You're now off the hill, I am on it again, and I reclaim it, again.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I knock you off the hill in an unconventional manner.
I claim the hill after distracting you with another me.
My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

There are eight of me, so I distract you with a whooping seven. You go to fight them. It ends badly, but I've snuck up on you and claimed it with the final me whist you were doing so.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I stab you with the Soup Spoon of Ysgramor! Being an ancient and powerful artifact... that is a dwarven fork... It distracts you long enough for me to smack you with an Eidnar Cheese Wheel! You get knocked into a cart full of cabbages that rolls down hill. My HIll

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I counter with my OWN Soop Spoon of Ysgramor! Specifically, by eating soup with it. You're so amazed, you hail me as the reincarnation of Ysgramor and give me treasure. But not the hill. Unfortunately, my using of the Soup Spoon of Ysgramor stalls you long enough to get the REAL threat in motion: the angry Cabbage Salesman, screaming his trademark scream of 'MY CABBAGES!!" He then punches you off the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I sprint up the hill and knock you off of it... Sorry Reincarnation of Ysgramor... The Dragonborn told me to do it...

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I FUS RO DAH you off the hill. It's mine now.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Navi comes to give you advice... unfortunately it is constantly the same advice... While you are distracted by Navi's "Hey! Listen!"
I use my Rogue powers to steal the hill from you.
My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The hill isn't nothing, so your rouge powers, which only allow you to steal nothingness from any source whatsoever, BUT ONLY NOTHINGNESS, fail spectacuarly. I get Navi to annoy you, just in case, but I still have the hill...

MY HILL!!!