King of the Hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

I then move the hill with psychokinesis, with out you. You fall into the ground, and the hill moves 45 meters the east. I then go to the top of the hill.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I blitz the 45 meters east, into your face, sending you barreling off-hill with a mighty tackle. It's mine now.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I scribe three electrical runes in the air, trapping you in a lightning cage. I teleport the hill back to it's original position and claim it is mine~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I counter with 9 electrical runes, trapping you in a very tricky to escape electric cage. I escape from mine in a ninth of the time it takes to escape it from yours, and I then claim the hill and teleport it back to Hawaii, because I like Hawaii.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

I teleport to hawaii and use a High Jump Kick move in Your face, u fell of and i teleport the hill all the way to Fortree city in Hoenn and claim it there.

MY HILL!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I held on to the hill and backstabbed you on arriving to Fortree for an OHKO. I reclaim the hill and teleport the hill to Guam to throw you off the tracks after Pokemon Center Nurses fix your lack of consciousness.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

When i came aout of the poke center i joined team rocked and used a Rocket-copter to follow you. when i was over the hill i jumped out and landed on your face and OHKO you. *laughts*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You didn't bother reclaiming the hill, so I just get up, blow up the copter, throw you to the south pole, and take a rare and highly prized 3x Hill-Owning combo.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

You realise that you kicked a doll to the South pole, not me so i jumped up from nothing and hit Your back With a hammer for a OHKO and throw u in a Garbage bag and throw it in a trash can. And this time claims the hill!

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Before you could, you realize that I wore a helmet and was NOT OHKO'd as a result of that meek hammer blow. I teleport you into my position as you're claiming the hill. The garbage you speak of is nowhere near the hill. I reclaim the hill in your absolute absense...And put up an anti-teleportation field so you can't teleport onto the hill, because that's getting old fast.

MY HILL!!!