King of the Hill!

[Dennis Jansen]

In the trash can i met my old friend trubbish, he helped me out and then i rided an Absol back to the hill and sent out a wailord on top of you. Then i used psychic powers to move the hill on top of wailord and climbed up. (While you were under wailord)
MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I kick the Wailord from under it. It, the hill and you all fly upward to the moon, where you are subsequently crushed between a huge rock (the moon) and an invincible place (the hill), and I take a massive anchor, grab the moon by the mouth of its many caves, and yank it back to earth without you or the Wailord. The Wailord becomes a Space Wailord who abandons you completely, whist I reclaim the hill once it lands back on earth.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

The "moon" you talked about was really my lunatone. It flied me dow and flyed at full speed targeting u, it hit and OHKO u. I reclaim the hill and catch a Garchomp just for later use.

MY HILL

[Sir Sivelos]

I ride in on a BLIZZZZZZZARD and KO not just you, but your Garchomp, and everyone in the surrounding area.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Lunatone didn't OHKO me, it just blew up a load of TNT that was a illusionary DECOY of me. The real me happened to be making the BLIZZZZZZZARD Silvos rode in on, which obviously meant I was immune, and I then attack your Snowmen on that mountain with yet another decoy! Whist you go to defend your snowmen, I reclaim the hill and kick off stragglers.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

My garachomp was in its pokeball all the time so i wake up and send him out, he use earthquake and stone edge so everyone K.O
I was on garachomps back so i wasnt effected. I retrive garchomp and reclaim the hill

[Dragotech]

But you didn't consider the fact I was in a dissipated form and therefore completely impervious to all physical damage inflicted by both of those attacks!

I reconstitute and drop a pumpkin on you... that is not and never will be there... instead you are hit by a cinderblock and OHKOd... nighty night!
My hill.

[Sir Sivelos]

*pushes Dragotech off of zee hill* Haha! I did it!

THE HILL IS MINE ONCE AGAIN

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-sword strike on you. As in, I use a Random sword (which comes with an infinite quantity of itself, somehow) to hurl 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 swords at you. You attempt to dodge, but I steer the swords at you mid-flight with my powers just as soon as your dodge ends, allowing all blows to connect-along with dealing with whatever other sucker was on the hill with you.

You go to HosPITol, I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I combine a harpoon gun with a plunger and... I fire a plunger at you!... It sticks to you... I pull you off...
I walk up the hill and claim it!
My HIll!

Psst... I don't think he can dissipate btw!