King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

I use my Sir Sivelos repel to cause you to leave the hill... which I take.

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It doesn't protect against me, so I literally waltz all over you, knocking you unconsious. HosPITol nurses take you away to the HosPITol in the newly-rebuilt Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville, which is a fairly meaningful name, while I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I crash a meteor into you! Then, I... *ahem* "accidentally* drop the Sir Sivelos repellant into acid.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I was hidden in the acid, and do a sneak attack on you. The acid gets in your eyes, so you go to HosPITol to get the ensuring wounds treated while I reclaim the hill.

My recovery can be thanked to a great many number of fairies in bottles.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

> Dragotech: Be The Nonexistent Tazz

You are now the The Nonexistent Tazz.
You walk off the hill!

> The Nonexistent Tazz: Be Dragotech

You claim the hill!

Dragotech's hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your action failed because TNT doesn't have a suggestion box!*

...REEEEEEEEEEEEEALY?!

Well, we proved something doesn't work. Regarldess, it's my hill, still.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I fire cannonballs that fling you off the hill. My hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SEVERELY DELAYED REACTION* I run around, with flailing arms because of the ACID SLOWLY BURNING MY EYES AND FLESH, and I... *ahem* accidentally use this moment of randomness to uppercut you, causing you to fly off hill, quite spectacularly, I might add.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I dump even MORE acid on you, as that's clearly proving to be effective. HosPITol Nurses drag you back to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville to take care of those acid burns, I reclaim the hill in the meanwhile.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

After my body has been re-synthesized, I thank the nurses, and leave HosPITol. I then ponder what to do. I continue pondering. Still pondering. EUREKA! I have an idea. I then tie a turkey leg on a rope from a ceiling, and it is the most magnificent turkey leg. You are entranced at the magnificent texture of the turkey leg! You must preserve it in a museum! You then go to get the turkey leg, and you go and preserve it in a museum. However, whilst this is being done, I have reclaimed the hill, this time leaving a seat for you on the hill in case you come back early. I don't want to go back to the HosPITol again, even if the Nurses are nice. But for now...

My hill.