King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I make the hill and volatile switch places, which leads to you standing on volatile. While Volatile does the Windy thing on you, I beeline to the hill and reclaim it.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

I transforms into a Beautyfly and flies around the hill and are pretty... then i Sucks out Small parts of your intestines so u KO.
I transforms back, kick ur body away and reclaims the hill.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I void your last post with the power of superior spelling and grammar, and then use the leftover grammar power to shoot you in the head with an energy bolt. You go to HosPITol, I keep my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

(Lol?)

I digs Down into the HosPITol (right?)´s floor as a Excadrill and comes up and crashes into Your feet in full speed so you gets shot 3000000 meters away. Now im on the hill alone so i reclaims.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I teleport back onto the hill and fart in your face. You leave the hill in disgust at my putrid fart-to-the-face tactic, while I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon the entity known as OBI-FAN KANOBI, who's mighty Force-fueled fan powers mess up your hair. Your handsomeness void, you flee to recover it while I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

But actually the force wind made my hair messier, but added more to my handsomeness. Continue handsomeness.

My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I destroy the concept of handsomeness, temporarily. You faint of handsomeness depravation and are carted off to HosPITol. I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[ShadowJay]

I simply come up and push you down the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use my dreaded unpushing techniques to unpush myself back onto the hill, coincidentally knocking you off in the process. Hill, reclaimed.

MY HILL!!!