King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The duck gets infuriated and makes SSB4 spoilers. You get sent to HosPITol over the Spoilers making your mind explode, I get a hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I heal quickly from the Spoilers by playing a copy of SSB4 which I summoned~ I return and throw the SSB4 game copy at you. While you're distracted by it, I kick you into a cage made of electrified silk.

-puts flag- My hill~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I threaten you with Pika Flu. You don't know the cure for it, so you flee in terror at a disease that can turn ghosts to fully-fledged Pikachu with exactly one cure that you don't have access to. I reclaim the hill.

[Ganyu]

I blast Volt Tackle Rockets at you and you are bombarded until you transform into a hapless Pichu. I reverse the time state of my being to when I was not infected. I claim my hill, not before I kick you to the PSG!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Your reversal of your time-state allowed me to reverse the rest of the time-state, which includes your claiming of the hill. You facepalm (or the nearest equivalent) and I keep my hill, aware of your attempted tactics.

[Ganyu]

I lock you in a time loop. The encryption code is given to you in an Easter egg. While you try to decrypt it, I claim my hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Easter Egg is effortless to solve, so I appear back nigh-instantly and summon the power of SSB4. the raw, concentrated awesomeness knocks you straight off the hill, allowing me to take it back.

MY HILL!!!

[ShadowJay]

Speaking of SSB4, I use an amiibo Captain Falcon to Falcon Punch you back into the time loop.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I tell you that the PSGs have already begun, and that you've already missed out on the first challenges. You weep at yourself for letting me have an Avenger Guard, and I gently shove you off the hill without you noticing.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I use Earth Power on you since you're in the PSGs and you plummet from the hill. I claim my hill.