King of the Hill!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I magically make you play Kinect Star Wars without you knowing and take the hill~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I make you watch Yogscast, and you're so into it that you forget about the Hill. I claim it in absense of you.

MY HILL!!!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I give you a BRAND NEW CAR!!!! and you drive away with it, giving me the hill as payment.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I crash the car into you for scamming me. The hill is worth infinity, the Ferrari you gave me is not enough for my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Goldwynaut]

I return from singapore and throw some stomach virus I brought home at you, you get EXTREME DIARREAH! and therefore can't battle for the hill.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I magically scientifically am able to contest for the hill again, doof-kicking Gold off because I want the hill. /takes hill.

[Goldwynaut]

I call John Rambo and makes him slap you with a machete and then squirt bullets at you!

[Metal Gear Snivy]

I keep the hill because no one has taken it from me.

Trolololol.

[Goldwynaut]

You got poked by one of Rambo's bullets, you can not keep the hill.

And by the way that was not trolling.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

It was word trolling. ;) And I do it again to keep the hill~