King of the Hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

I ride in on a herd of African Elephants, trampling you and claiming the hill as my own.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I reveal to you that I now have a Pesterchum account by the name of caledfwlchUnleashed. You, having one as well, go to log me as a chum (hint hint), and when you come back, I've stolen the hill right from under your feet!

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

I rip open a bottle of Sunny D and UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN(!!!!!!!!!), which blasts everyone else off the hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

As it happens, it's the middle of the night, so I use the POWER OF THE MOON(WHICH IS FREE TO EVERYONE AND NOT CONTAINED IN A BOTTLE OF LIQUID!!!!!!!!!) to counteract the POWER OF THE SUN. Being under moonlight, I win, despite the powers being equal. I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

Since it is night, I use my STAR MAGE abilities to draw on the power of the heavens. The starlight makes literally kicking you off of my hill and into Antarctica a trivial matter. The hill is now mine.

[Sir Sivelos]

I reveal to you that I now have a Pesterchum account by the name of caledfwlchUnleashed. You, having one as well, go to log me as a chum (hint hint), and when you come back, I've stolen the hill right from under your feet!

((I'll do that once I get home. I'm etherealAssassin, by the way.))

I create a new binary star using a classic tech: WRATH OF THE LOTUS CORONA! The new sun negates your Star Mage abilities, allowing me to punt you off the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Suns are Stars, Sivelos. I prove this to you in an overly-boring lecture which makes you fall asleep, and I reclaim the hill and send you to Brooklyn via the mail system. Somehow.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

Time revive this thread!

And then a Hoho comes in and drops Brandon on top of the hill..... and chases Tazz away. While he is running. I claim the hill.

MY HILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I throw a rock at Ho-oh. Ho-oh faints due to 4x weakness to rock. I then throw the ho-oh defeating rock at your face. You faint due to...Having a rock thrown at your face. You lose the hill while unconscious. I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

As soon as I recover.. I come back to the hill and duel you in a pokemon battle.. I won becuase the hoho you hit with rock got mad and brought 100 of his friends. While you sob and clutch your fainted pokemon, I claim the hill

MY HILL!!!