King of the Hill!

[wilpin7]

I grab the money and walk away, then use it to buy a car and run you over.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

But then you realize you did so in your sleep and that it was just a dream. You awaken to it being my hill.
So with that I have still claimed the hill.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I tape a magnet to your back without you realizing it, then tape an ultra-magnet to the nearby Nowhere-Near-The-Hill-Ville. THe magnet on your back rushes to join the embrace of the ultra-magnet, and you with it. I then kick the hill to Scotland, teleport to where the hill is, and reclaim it.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

Then I use a portal to get back on the hill... I then throw you through portal just as it closes... too bad the same portal cant be used twice... I claim the HILL.

MY HILL!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use a different portal to drop-kick you. You are instantly KO'd by my fearsome drop-kick. I retake the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Silverclaw]

I push you off brah

MY HILL !!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I do my famous and signature unpushing moves to shove myself back into place, and then grab the nearest door and slam you in the shins with it. You leave the hill, I keep it.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

I drop a nuke on the hill... You die but the hill survives. I claim the hill

MY HILL!!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You cannot kill people on the hill, that's against the rules! Your actions revert and I kick you off. It is still my hill.

STILL MY HILL!!!

[Silverclaw]

I push you of

MY HILL !!