King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sees someone on my hill I send out umbreon and used physic super effective .
MY HILL !!

That is more like it.

I whip out a Sylveon and have it use Moonblast. Fairy is super-effective against Dark, so the Umbreon has a bad day, you whiteout due to your Pokemon fainting, and I collect the Hill as my prize.

MY HILL!!!

[Silverclaw]

Noooo umbreon your my best friend I sent out metagross and use metor mash super effective.
MY HILL!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I counter with Mega Rayquaza with a Life Orb. Yes, Mega Rayquaza doesn't need a Mega Stone to Mega Evo. Cheater. But in any case, I tell it to use Earthquake. Ten seconds later that Metagross is KO'd and I've reclaimed the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I go and use Outrage on Megaquaza using my Salamence. Sorry buddy, you're not as Overpowered as you think.

My hill.

[brandon_g]

Brandon comes in and hits a button... person fall through a trap door and into the hill.

While they fall endlessy... I CLAIM THE HILL!!

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MEGA RAYQUAZA IS SO BROKEN SMOGON BANNED IT FROM UBERS.

Your argument is invalid, nor is it relevant to me as Brandon's on the hill. Brandon gets a personal holiday greetings from McBrokeface's Extremespeed. He is sent for a tour of the ozone layer, I get the hill back.

[Sir Sivelos]

I give Megaquaza a Snickers, because he's not him when he's hungry. He devolves back into a normal Rayquaza and flies away. I nudge Tazz off the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I throw coins into your face. Blinded by money, you fall off the hill. I take back the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Using the coins, I buy a fancy boat. The boat also happens to have a cannon on the deck, which I use to blast Tazz to Norway.

My hill.

[Bulbasaur]

Then the ship hits an iceberg. I walk onto the hill.
My hill.