King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I remotely teleport the hill to Norway, but not Bulbasaur with the hill. It is now mine.

MY HILL!!!

[Bulbasaur]

I teleport to the hill and Imprison Tazz, banning teleporting. Then I Seed Bomb him.

My hill.

[Sir Sivelos]

I summon a dragon to scorch Bulba. The dragon promptly chases Bulba to a nearby cave, where it lives and guards a pile of treasure. Bulba, however, is too scared of the dragon's fire to come back.

My hill.

[Silverclaw]

I send out goku and he used spirit bomb on your dragon

MY HILL !!

[Sir Sivelos]

The Spirit Bomb fails, as it does on every enemy it's used on in DBZ. Frieza and Vegeta say hi.

My hill.

[brandon_g]

I throw a snickers bar at you... you run away eating it...

I claim the hill.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I throw some TNT at you, claiming their Foregin Candles of +500,000 attack. You immediately attempt to attack me with them, but realize that all candle-based weapons must be lit aflame! I pretend to be knocked over unconscious while you keep the hill until the TNT goes off. You are no longer master of the hill. That title belongs to me now.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

I drop a Atom a bomb on the hill... You get blown off the hill but survive unharmed (since you cant be killed) while that happens... I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You flee because of the radiation that is left in the aftermath of the bombing. I come back in a radiation-proof suit. Naturally the hill is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

But i brought a gas mask and radation suit When i came the first time... so I still claim the hill.

MY HILL!