King of the Hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

I give you catnip, which well… has interesting effects on you. You transcend to Cat Nirvana as I claim the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come out of nowhere to kick you right back to nowhere. You are now in the middle of nowhere, USA, assaulted by a crazy variety of monsters and other things. I keep my Norwegian (which isn't in the USA) hill.

MY HILL!!!

[wilpin7]

I bring kirby to defeat you, cause you're the easiest boss ever :P

MY HILL!!!

I use a dragon to eat Tazz and claim the hill because he ninja'd me owo

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Dragon ate my ninja decoy, a masterfully reworked I use my NINJA skills to backstab you for ludicrous damage! You faint, I get hill!

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I spray you with Anti-Ninja spray. It is super effective and you flee to the East.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come back from the East with hordes of Samurai. They easily chase you off and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I teleport the samurai elsewhere. I summon Galligath (non-canon to LPW9) to torch you. You run off in a comical fashion with your pants on fire.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I set you on fire wihle I'm on fire, and desummon Galligath. I kick you off the hill and put myself out on the lake atop the hill. Yes, it's big enough to have a lake on it. In any case, I now have a hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Silverclaw]

Falcon punch!!! Pow!!
My hill !!

[Sir Sivelos]

FALCON KICK! SHA-ZAM!

My hill.