King of the Hill!

[wilpin7]

Falcon ... nudge.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

KAMEHAMEHA!

...You get incinerated by the bolt of KAMEHAMEHA! You then re-spawn totally healthy. It is now my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

You think you were the one who claimed the hill, but it was actually me, Dio!

Er... me, Sivelos!

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I kick Sivelos in the face, several times. He really doesn't like being kicked in the face so he leaves, leaving me the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I come back with an Anti-Kicking Device, which makes your kicks useless. I take back the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I punch you several times, destroying your device. I then keep punching. You flee from a dislike of being punched, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I come back with a shield, pushing you off the hill.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I get a spear that breaks the shield, and you flee to avoid a stabbing. It's my hill now.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I take my Graveyard Hatchet and break your spear. Before I claim my hill, I shove you into a coffin and bury you seventy feet underground! My hill.

[Sir Sivelos]

The Marionette rises, and comes to get you. You forgot to check that music box, fufu.

My hill.