King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come back as a Scout. I whizz around you at effectively the speed of sound, strafing around you in a circle and firing my Force-a-Nature, which sends you flying off the hill, which is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[SamuRay]

I am a saiyan and i can fly so i come back and turn into a shinigami to blast you off with my suzumebachi

[Neo Emolga]

I call forward a magical genie, who grants my wish of turning SamuRay into an adorable bunny that is helplessly addicted to sweet tea and waffles, causing him to hop down the hill toward the nearest Waffle House to satisfy those uncontrollable urges!

NEO EMOLGA WINS POSSESSION OF HILL.

[brandon_g]

I show Neo Emolga a shiny Emolga AND Pikachu, the urge to catch the both are to irresistable to control, you leave the hill to capture them. I claim the hill.

MY HILL!

[Sir Sivelos]

I summon a WADDLE DEE HORDE… Which really gives a meaning to strength in numbers! They overwhelm you, and you are forced to flee!

My hill.

[SamuRay]

I used the Scepter of the 1st legion of roman demigods and they beat you.

So my hill

[Sir Sivelos]

I summon more Waddle Dees, as they are so generic, they can be spawned for free! I summon some Iron Waddle Dees to take the brunt of the attack, whilst Halcandran Dees come in to take you off the hill. They carry you all the way to a nearby mattress store, where they lay you down on a mattress, put a blanket on you, and tuck you into bed. The bed is, in fact, so undeniably comfortable, you cannot help but fall asleep in the Comfortable Super-Bed. The Waddle Dees regroup with me back at the hill, where I reward them with cuddles.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

As it turns out, I have assassinated every Waddle Dee in existence and masterfully disguised myself as the ENTIRE WADDLE-DEE ARMY YOU HAVE JUST HIRED! I proceed to backstab you about a billion times, one for each Waddle-dee, and you flee before I find more stuff to stab you in the back with, because I ran out of traditional sharp pointy implements to shove into your backside midway through. I de-disguise and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Suicune's Fire]

I swarm in with fighter jets and blast you off the face of the hill. I then protect myself with an impenetrable barrier!

MY HILL!

[Sir Sivelos]

I teleport into the barrier, tickling you to diffuse your focus on the barrier. The barrier fades, and some Waddle Dees carry you away, as you continue laughing hysterically. Tickling does that to you.

My hill!