King of the Hill!

[EmpireCrusher203]

I push ^ off the hill

Keeping it simple.

[Ganyu]

I take a COMPLEX spirit to possess you and bring you off the hill to a place that is far away and COMPLICATED to leave.

I thus claim the hill with my complexity!

[Suicune's Fire]

I send a letter your day detailing a poetry contest which is about to take place, and you're so intrigued that you run away to go and participate!

Myyyyyyyyyy hill.

[EmpireCrusher203]

Places a box on donuts on the bottom of the hill. ^ and everybody runs to eat the donuts. I claim the hill.

American runs on Dunkin Donuts.

[Ganyu]

I riddle you this, "What has two hands and can only count to twelve?" As you confound yourself, I push your off the hill. My hill!

[EmpireCrusher203]

I come back, and say "A clock" and throws rocks out ^. ^ falls off.

You ain't got nothing on me, son.

[Ganyu]

I convert the rocks into my signature Meteor Storm and you run like a coward from the hill. -cackles- My hill.

[Sir Sivelos]

A coat my hands in shadow, and proceed to put you in a ghost box. I then lock it and promise to come back in 20 minutes.

My hill.

[Ganyu]

I don't understand how there's a box for ghosts but I use my skeleton key which unlocks anything. I'm out of the box and I put a slumber spell over you, as well as stalling you in a nightmare. My hill.

[reQuiem]

A slumber spell, aye.

I cast a lumber spell and smack everybody else off the hill as well as making a nice cottage out of it. My hill, my cottage!