King of the Hill!

[Silverclaw]

Aye brah you on my hill

My hill !!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You underestimate the brokenness that is the Valve Rocket Launcher! I summon it and its impossible might to knock you clean off the hill and leave you a twinkle in the sky. With no contenders...

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

I throw a boulder at you... it knocks down the hill and sends you tumbles for miles! While you try to battle gravity, I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I ignore Gravity and hurl the boulder back at you. The boulder explodes prior to impact, and the explosion knocks you backwards right off the hill, leaving it to me.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

I shoot you with a ray gun, it blasts you off the hill, but by some insane miracle YOU survive unharmed. While you get your bearings together I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Bulbasaur]

I push you off the hill.

My hill!

[brandon_g]

I SHOVE you off the hill! I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!

[Ganyu]

I put into deep slumber and I put your body into a large vase and roll it down the hill. I thus claim my hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I teleport you to the world of TTT (in a physical body), where someone RDMs you for appearing mid-match, and everyone blames him and kills him, calling him Tratior, and the Traitors take the RDM opportunity to kill everyone else. While you curse your luck, I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

You are convicted for having pop music in your music player!

My hill!