King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Your combined RAGE makes another Gyarados angry, this one with absolutely zero PULCHRITUDE stat, making attempts to become friendly with him absolutely useless. This Gyarados eats you and the other Gyarados, and while you repeat your previous exercise in the stomach, I use my UNTOPPLING TECHNIQUES to get back on the hill and reclaim it.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

I summon all three of the egyptian god cards. You flee in sight of such powerful monsters. I get them to guard my newly claimed hill.

MY HILLETH.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use the time you had to take setting up those cards and set up Exodia. I hardly need to explain that you just got pwnd off the hill that is mine, right?

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

We burst out of the Gyarados' stomach after getting inspiration from the movie alien, Then use my skills to stealthily steal the hill overnight and put it on my trophy display.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I proceed to steal the hill back in an epic Mission Impossible-style raid. It's my hill now.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

I tribute my god-cards to create that one card that instantly wins the game because I'm too lazy to finish it right before you can draw your last exodia piece. Needless to say, you are blown off of the face of existance itself.

My hill.

[The-Hydra]

I use incredibly expensive but OP Magic the gathering cards to take the hill.

My really expensive hill.

[Sonic20]

This is a yu-gi-oh match. Your Magic The Gathering cards are useless. Therefore, the hill is still mine, and you are also blown out of existence by Horakhty.

Still my hill.

[The-Hydra]

No one said any thing about a match, you just whipped out some cards and went crazy. So did I. Hill still mine.

Still MY hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon the hero of PULCHRITUDE, the legendary PROBLEM SLEUTH as well as two of the Hero of IMAGINATION, PICKLE INSPECTOR AND FUTURE PICKLE INSPECTOR, and they proceed to use IMPROMPTU CAUCUS to weigh in on the matter at hand (Read: Riddle you with the ammunition of 2 Candy Uzi's and a Tommy Gun). With your argument utterly defeated, I reclaim the hill and they de-summon themselves back to their offices.

MY HILL!!!