King of the Hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

I get out of the HosPITol, all nice and gravy, but covered from head-to-toe in bandages. I pretend to be a mummy, and scare you off the hill.

MY HILL

[Dragotech]

After my Horror and totally not girlish screaming... I reclaim the hill by removing you from it with little prejudice.
My hill

[Dennis Jansen]

I trowh 5 spoons in your bal*s, and OHKO you.

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Your spoons, predictably, do very little against Drago, infuriating him. He forgets the hill and starts chasing you. You flee, attempting to teleport randomly around like an enderman and finding that Drago is always right behind you every time you do, all the while terribly far from the hill. I reclaim it in your absence.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I point out a funny-looking cloud to Tazz, and he goes off chasing it, for whatever reason.

ZEE HILL IS MINE

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I SUMMON RUFIO. Or attempt to.

Before I could succeed or fail, you flee from the might of RUFIO. I reclaim the hill afterwards.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I then summon a horde of very angry guinea pigs, which then nibble your toes. You are so overcome by the pain of guinea pigs nibbling your toes, you decide to go to the HosPITol.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon RUFIO for real. RUFIO's sheer presence scares the guinea pigs off as well as you, and I reclaim the hill as RUFIO chases after you.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I push you and RUFIO through the Dimensional Hole, and I then close it.

MY HILL

[Dennis Jansen]

I use powers to open the hole agian and pull you in.
That was easy

MA HILL