King of the Hill!

[Shiny Totodile]

I befriend Deoxys who helps me come back to earth in a hurdling meteorite that knocks you unconscious.

My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I yawn so loudly upon awakening again that Rayquaza awakens too, and he proceeds to attack Deoxys. With your firepower gone, I throw the huge rock that is the meteor at your head. Killer Croc approves of my Rocking as I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

I send out my very intelligent ducklett who gets his duck let friends to scare you away from the hill while I recover.https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7790876672/hF0078509/
I recover and claim the hill

My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You lack the appropriate payment to pay off your Ducklett squad, so they turn on you. I return and reclaim the hill whist you're running for your life.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

The Duckletts chased me to the Pokemon center where I locked the door. While I was there I Healed Deoxys and Camped the night. Early the next morning I came out and flew Deoxys to the hill where he used hyper-beam and smoked you off the hill.

My hill.

[Ganyu]

I pull out a dozen Flintlock pistols from my void-gem, aiming the first bullet at Deoxys' brains and spilling its guts all over you. Then I fired all eleven remaining pistols at you and watch you get pushed off the hill by the impact of the bullets, or (if you dodged them, which you should) your clumsiness. I pronounce the hill as mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You fail because I blocked the bullets, leaving him free to run at you. Hovwever, ST tacklegrabs you and you both tumble off the hill, leaving me to claim it.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

An adorable kitty runs by, and you are so entranced by this kitty's adorable-ness that you chase after it.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I catch it, return to the hill, and have it claw your face off. You go to HosPITol to heal those catscratches to the eyes, I pet my kitty Catie, and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

I thank you by spraying water at the cat who starts clawing at you as I boot you off.

My hill