After fully recovering from Insteunt Deaf and exiting HosPITal, I take the next flight out of Nowhere-Near-the-Hill-Ville.

Seeing as how Tazz has stolen the hill yet again, I snicker as I devise the brilliant plan to obtain a giant vat of molten Silly Putty and use a helicopter to dump said Silly Putty upon Tazz's head, immediately covering him and rendering him into Giant Ball of Silly Putty state. I then lift said Giant Ball of Silly Putty into Giant Gift Box and cover it with Giant Gift Box Random Holiday Gift Wrap. I then mail it to Dr. Evil via UPS and wave goodbye as a nice, big, brown truck carts the package away.

I then return to my recently repossessed hill and use Illegitimate Science Magic! to erect Neo Emolga McMansion upon the hill, complete with fifty rooms, swimming pool, tennis court, and gazebo. I then enjoy watching Animaniacs via Netflix on my outside projection television while relaxing in a flotation lounge chair in my pool, martini in hand.

MY HILL!!!