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You cannot resist.
We shall defeat you.
It is time to face your greatest enemy...
YOURSELF.
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After transforming into you, I test my shotgun for the purposes of shooting liquidy blobs to bits in seconds by blowing the completely unrelated you up. As can be expected of the man who made such quality products as the Uber Blaster and the Mermaid -INSERT EVERYTHING HERE- I can attest that the result was a massive success.

Thus, the hill is captured for the Ditto Hivemind.