Sadly, this death is soon broadcast throughout the Hivemind, and Dittos everywhere get ticked.
An all out war launches as Dittos transform and assimilate Mermaids, and soon the precision laser is turned on you. Holes where your heart should be is bad.
And my consciousness is sent to a low ranking ditto, to capture the hill for the Hivemind once more.
ALL GLORY TO THE HIVEMIND