If you're wondering: I was doing a Psychic-type only challenge, had the Event Jirachi, and had no attacking moves other than Confusion against a Poochyena during the mandatory Rocket Grunt battle. My only other Pokemon was a Ralts and the only difference would be wasting healing items or not.

It was basically like that the entire time, except Jirachi kept hitting itself. I can see why Smogon doesn't think stall is OP now.

Speaking of Smogon, I am lifted back to the battlefield, unconscious mind, by a group of Koffing who claim themselves to be the greatest Pokemon Battlers in History. You challenge that notion, because of course, Emolga are the best. They pull out their star teams and...

Stealth Rock happens.

And then a Stone edge from a Tyranitar.

NEO AND CO. BLEEPED UP...
GAME OVER.
CRANKY'S ADVICE: GIT GUD.

While you get carted to HosPITal and are blasted at by Cranky for not being gud, I take the hill after removing myself from the Mattress. I'M NOT HAVING THE GLUE FACTORY THING BE A THING AGAIN EVER OK?

MY HILL!!!