(Cranky's a coward :P)

I come out of HosPITal feeling woozy, realizing someone did something to the space-time continuum.

I find Tazz on the hill and decide to subject him to my awful musical prowess. I put a big metal cover over his head and bang it with Sledgehammer of Mardi Gras, ringing his head like a ding-a-ling bell. I then subject his ears to GRINDING THRASH METAL ZETTA-BASS which can wake the dead! And it does! My zombie army RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES and attack you with undead chorus, which as you can imagine, sounds awful. This, in unison with the musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, causes you to blow up and be sent flying into Zimbabwe.

Just for his evil, evil, evil and nefarious deeds earlier, I fire HOMEWRECKER MISSILE at Steven, even though he's already off the hill. This blows him up, causes BIZARRO ANOMALY FIELD, which turns Steven into a hybrid of a fennec fox and the Pink Panther while wearing a cheetah-pattern thong.

With you two out of the way, I string up a hammock on the hill and sip my lemonade.

MY HILL!!!