Golly, Mike, your evil knows no bounds!

I use ZOOP TUBE on Cranky, warping him into the world of Dark Souls III, where even he gets chopped into kibbles and bits. He ends up in HosPITal and finds out I swiped his credit card and checkbook, leaving him with no means to pay his HosPITal but through 2,000 hours of community service!

I attack Steven and Tazz along with his army of Killer Party Hats with Musical Ensemble of Feral Pink Flamingos, which make confetti out of his army. Seeing Tazz, I attack him with my Musical Ensemble of Feral Pink Flamingos orchestra and my Singing Zombie Chorus, all to the tune of heavy thrash metal from my Mega Bass Guitar of Doom. It sounds just awful. This, in unison with the musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, cause Steven and Tazz to blast off, breaking the space-time continuum to find yourselves thrown into the middle of Toon Town. But before you can grasp your bearings, a steamroller makes you both go splat into Flapjack Form. You find this Form is significantly less effective than how you were before.

As for Mike, I call in my lemonade container truck, plug a tube in his mouth connected to said truck, and fill him up with so much lemonade that he becomes a giant five-ton lemonade balloon, which I then happily push just a tiny bit, causing him to roll down the hill super-fast before he falls into a sinkhole.

I reclaim my hammock and my hill.

MY HILL!!!