I whack JAR-JAR F***ING BINKS with 9-IRON GOLF CLUB OF TORMENT, which destroys his disguise (as well as his teeth) and reveals his true and final form: SATAN. I then whip him with WET TOWEL RAT TAIL OF DIVINE JUSTICE, which makes him explode and vanish from existence. This very act has made me an intergalactic hero of time, and now all the enemies of the universe are my allies.

Using ROBO ROCKET DELUXE, I fly back toward Earth and just before reaching the hill, I release the ejection seat. ROBO ROCKET DELUXE plows into W32Coravint the Eldritch Abomination and explodes. This is somewhere between highly to extremely painful to you. After parachuting down, I then play a whimsical ditty on Summoning Flute, which summons a swarm of Faeries and Fae Folk to attack you. They whack you repeatedly, turn you into a banana (for scale), and then hand you off to Curious George. He thinks you're delicious.

I reclaim my lemonade, hammock, my 50' flatscreen, and most importantly, my hill.

MY HILL!!!