((curses

i thought you would heal instantly off-planet

my logic has failed))

((edit:

i'm ninja'd

oh no))

I literally dig out of hawaii's sand somehow, and proceed to jump out wielding a massive iron fork. I proceed to summon Zomom of the deadly six, who grabs said fork and uses it to eat you. Therefore, you are not crippled, you are simply trapped. I take control of the hill.