As it turns out, I have assassinated every Waddle Dee in existence and masterfully disguised myself as the ENTIRE WADDLE-DEE ARMY YOU HAVE JUST HIRED! I proceed to backstab you about a billion times, one for each Waddle-dee, and you flee before I find more stuff to stab you in the back with, because I ran out of traditional sharp pointy implements to shove into your backside midway through. I de-disguise and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!