King of the Hill!

[Suicune's Fire]

I send beavers your way, devouring your lumber supply and carrying you off as they leave.

Myyyyyy hiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll

[Ganyu]

I set fire to the rain, watched it burn away your face~ And while you are in the hospital for treatment, I claim the hill

My hill~

[reQuiem]

And in 5 minutes only
Have I crammed this poem
Only writing stuff
As I go along
But what fine poetry
Would be without rhyme?
So screw this.

*Rips paper and stabs you with pen 'til
You run scared off of
My hill.

I know, it's terrible xD haha

[Dennis Jansen]

*uses a freeze gun to freeze you and pulls you down with my finger so you land on a pillow, the ice dosen't break because of the pillow. Then i claim the hill* (XD)

MY MOTHERF***ING HILL!

[Sir Sivelos]

You are kicked off the hill for swearing. Bad Dennis! Bad! I repeatedly whack you with a newspaper for your wrongdoings.

My hill.

[Dennis Jansen]

*Starts crying poisonous tears that hits your feet so you can walk.* HA! *Makes an Abra teleport you to Oslo in Norway and claims the hill*

MY HILL!

[Ganyu]

I take a wrecking ball and bang you out of the hill into the nearest orbiting star. My hill!

[Silverclaw]

I use a truck to knock you off my hill!

[Ganyu]

I telekinetically flip the truck to crush you. My hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

He survives, due to the fact that you can't kill anybody. This surprises you so much you go into shock, and some Waddle Dees carry you to the Ghost Hospital for Ghosts.

I claim the hill in your stead.