I materialize using COSMIC FORCE POWER, and pull out my radio, calling in the MONSTERSTORM ALIEN MOTHERSHIP to attack THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ'S army of KILLER BUNNIES with the PULSAR DEATH CANNON, causing the large bunny army to melt into harmless, liquid forms. They trickle into a nearby sewer drain and everyone conveniently forgets they existed.

The MONSTERSTORM ALIEN MOTHERSHIP then zaps STEVEN_SIX'S Zerglings with a HEAT-DEATH LASER, frying them like ants under a magnifying glass. There is much rejoicing and a new international holiday is created in light of this event. The MONSTERSTORM ALIEN MOTHERSHIP then abducts the STEVEN_SIX ULTRALISK and transports him to CANDYLAND, where he is deposited into a vat of white chocolate, frozen, and then eaten by people who think eating chocolate-covered bugs is a delicacy.

I then summon my personal army of COLLOSUS BOTS and DEATH-BELCHER DRAGONS to defend the hill while I relax and enjoy some television.

MY HILL.