Aww, but I loved using that random word emphasiser!

I escape Charon's maximum security prison with my magical teleportation spell, because I'm the bestest wizard out there and on a level Charon would never suspect!

I then find Brettles on my hill, which is complete blasphemy. I then magically transform him into a pink elephant with a purple tutu, and force him to dance Swan Lake. I then summon a giant cherry pie to land on him, and then conjure a giant spatula to scoop up the elephant and cherry pie mess and fling it all the way to Mars. I then use my magic to clean the mess and make it look like nothing ever happened. I then go back to watching TV and sipping my margarita.

MY HILL.