That darn Aglome Oen!

I place Magical Bandy-Aid on the stab wound, which heals it in only seconds, and it only cost me $9.99, came with a second Magical Bandy-Aid because I called now, and they included the new and improved "Bandana-Aid" priced at $19.99 for free just because I took advantage of that special TV offer!

Not realizing it, I managed to track down the hill to Iceland because of the psychic link I have to my stopwatch memento, which I had on the hill prior to Tazz's relocation. I Phazon-Warp to Iceland, and then happily greet Tazz with Best Friends Forever Cake from Carvel. Just kidding. No, I greet Tazz with a box of Insidious Hummingbirds, which poke Tazz incessantly with their pokey beaks. The incessant poking drives Tazz off the hill, where he rolls into Dirty Laundry Trap. Before he can escape, he is dumped into a giant washing machine by a lifter truck and gets to enjoy the fun and tumble of today's laundry wash, with fresh lilac detergent scent!

MY HILL!!!