I pull out a Shovel! This makes me Shovel Knight! With a singular shovel strike, I blow up the washing Machine and all of your laundry! And it is TOTALLY your laundry! Hence, you need to find a Laundromat, asap! You speed to the nearest one, while I claim the hill, and use my mastery over the Arts of Shovelry to create an incredible dirt fortress from which I can snipe you with dirt bullets!

Yes! Dirt bullets! I don't know how they work but they do!

MY HILL!!!