As I am getting sniped with dirt bullets, I suddenly remember that Emolgas don't need to wear clothes! Not like we could wear them anyway with the arm flaps! After taking a dirt bullet to the butt and the back of the head, I recognize this as being quite painful and needs to be fixed immediately.

I employ the assistance of Pigeon Legion, which lay aerial siege to Tazz's dirt fortress by means of Vigorous Pooping Attack. This is followed by Kitty-Litter Assault by Catapults and Cringe-Worthy Dubstep music repetition from Mad Max Doof Wagon directed toward Tazz. With Tazz stunned from this unexpected form of assault, I then use Fresh Flush spell, causing a massive wave to wash away Shovel Knight Tazz and his filthy and dirty fortress with all of the kitty-litter and pigeon poop. Tazz and his dirty stuff is then deposited into the ocean, where he finds Happy Hungry Sea Kraken waiting for him with anticipation. CHOMP!

I then use a leaf blower to dry off the hill, leaving it sparkling and squeaky clean! I then invite Chaos Lord Undiax and Dreadlich Xivax for chips and dip and Netflix and chill. I then declare myself as the new Doof Wagon Warrior and claim the Flamethrower Guitar as my own legendary weapon!

MY HILL!!!