The Happy Hungry Sea Kraken quickly gets angry about his absolutely detestable food (would YOU feed yourself kitty litter, dirt and pigeon poop, Neo?) and spits it all out in a disgusting ball of disgustingness! However, in a 100% shocker, I turn out to not be there! It was merely a dummy! What gives?!

Meanwhile, in the far-off worlds of wondrous MLG Proness, a great force has been disturbed. Sips_ the Magnificent has been aroused from the magnificence of governing his fine Dirt Factory and all MLG Proness from the destruction of my marvelous dirt contraption, and is now angry that you just pooped all over such a great testimony to his incredible will! He vanishes from his palace and appears to you! Your two comrades immediately incinerate, unable to compete with the raw gudness radiating from Sips as heat from the sun as he loads his legendary weapon: The Sipsly_ Magnum!

What follows would have been done in an animation that is so horrible that it warps around to brilliant, but let's just leave it at these two highly descriptive words:

INSTEUNT DEAF

you're knocked so hard you get knocked back to Nowhere-Near-the-Hill-Ville and it's HosPITal, which somehow restores people from death, while I reclaim it after revealing myself to have been the television the whole time! Sips_ just leaves.

MY HILL!!!