You then realize that, due to the lawsuit, you are still in so much crippling debt that the IRS demand audience. Immediately.

They rush up to the hill and use mysterious IRS powers to void all of your own, and no-one comes to your aid here because no-one screws with the IRS. They're scary dudes. They knock you out with sleeping gas the instant they identify you correctly (they aren't gonna get tripped up by your evil twin that's for sure, they're too brutally efficient for that) and take you to the IRS headquarters to have your books balanced and afterwards-haha who am I kidding, they beat you to a pulp to somehow generate enough money to split even! Don't ask how, you apparently have a gut entirely dedicated to gold that only works when you're punched enough.

You're dragged to HosPITal afterwards, and I reconcile with Aglome Oen, who suddenly forgets he's an evil twin and decides to wander around the world totally aimlessly looking for idiots to beat up. Because money. Meanwhile, Legal ownership of the hill returns to me, and I defend it with a singular magical penny, but not before shoving all of the stuff Neo had to legally surrender earlier into my pockets.

I actually looked into my document for everything I had in the KoTH 'continuum,' so to speak, just a few days ago? It was ridiculous. 12 pages long. You can bank on that being the source form which AntIvOId comes from, and how I got hooked into DTG (Alchemiterrrrrrrrrrr). In any case,

MY HILL!!!