After leaving HosPITal, I reconcile my debt with the IRS by revealing the hidden location of a Zenomite deposit located in Gamma Quadrant 18. The overwhelming value of this discovery allows me to receive presidential pardon from Barack Obama and all outstanding debt has been expunged in exchange for the intel on this highly valuable and coveted mineral deposit.

I then use Magic! to detect that you have wriggled your way back onto my hill, but you have disregarded the magical booby traps I had set earlier. These activate in addition to the defense protocols installed in the Castle Neo Emolga MK II that you have taken up residence in, which turn your singular magical penny into a non-magical pizza Hot Pocket and turn you into a lovely Queen Alexandra's Birdwing butterfly.

A Stupefy Spell then causes you to forget why you wanted the hill in the first place, and as you flutter off, I clean up the mess you left behind and reclaim my hill. As I turn around, you are suddenly attacked by merciless, bratty children with butterfly nets. The bratty children capture you and stuff you in a bottle for their personal entertainment. Congratulations, you've become a pet.

I crank on some tunes and enjoy my newly reclaimed Castle Neo Emolga MK II.

MY HILL!!!