King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ahaha! You've activated my trap card! The magical penny's effects immediately occur as you cast your spell upon the penny JUST before me, without you knowing, and the spell released and active by your shenanigans in turning it into a hot pocket, it protects ME from your spell, forcing it unto you instead. Of course, this comes with the cost that I take YOUR form, but that's hardly a cost for the protection of your magical transformation spells. Plus I can transform whenever. Plus, I'm an Emolga, and I'm very specifically you!

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I immediately ditch your form and transform to normal. It's just not my thing.

Plus, I knew about the traps, as per the lawsuit. You had to tell me EVERYTHING. But that's IRRELEVANT.

As the threat hasn't been completely extinguished yet, I immediately capture you in a Butterfly net. I don't even wait for the kids, not like I need to. Don't you know that Butterfly Nets are PURE anti-magic? Well, metaphorically speaking anyways. With you safely contained in the butterfly net, I take you to a butterfly garden, where your simple butterfly mind is completely intoxicated with the tasty nectars. I return and reclaim the hill, somehow shoving all of your stuff safely into my inventory in the process.

MY HILL!!!