I, Secret Agent 00E Neo Emolga, witness Steven illegally claiming the hill without formal declaration of independence. I use Tazer Pen to zap him, and then use Improvised Toboggan to strap him down and send him on his way to Djibouti. My spy tracking beacon indicates he has arrived there successfully, and is now out of my way. I then remove his silly flag and put it in a recycling bin. Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Using Basecraft Apparatus Suitcase, I then put it on the hill to construct Government Base 0314, allowing an entire base to unfold out of the suitcase, complete with motion sensors, hidden sentry turrets with beam lasers, and all kinds of other neat high-tech computers and equipment. I then radio HQ using my earpiece.

"We're in."

MY HILL!!!